I'm not a fan of watching sunsets, but I'll watch you go down. Horrifying my husband with dirty pick-up lines. What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period. Are you Draco Malfoy? Because you look like you Slytherin. It only takes four strokes to start my engine. Happy Thanksgiving! Can you turn me into a gravy boat? Jeez. I'm tired. Can I rest my
My husband and I are shopping for new Appliances and he is urging me to keep this stove instead of buying a new one. We had an argument about this & I don't understand what is so special about this
What the heck was that for? I found a piece of paper with Becky on it. You fool, I placed a bet last week at the horse track, that was a horse's name. I'm sorry, honey. Again today, what the fuck? Your fucking horse called Asshole!
Pardon me asking, but uh, does your husband do a lot of the cooking around your house? He does all of it. He loves it. Oh. Well, uh, aren't you a little afraid of what people could think? You mean that I'm a lazy wife? No, that he's a fag.
found out sugar cubes were invented by a husband in the 1840s so his wife wouldn't keep hurting herself chopping giant sugar loaves just to sweeten her tea. so he made perfect little cubes. just for her. imagine being loved like that
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